Hope you all had a fat week! OK so Big Brother has re-entered our sad little lives for another 13 weeks of the year....Im sure its on for much much longer, and didnt the last series finish at Christmas???? Hmmm anyway its reality hell for straighteurovision, because frankly what the fuck else is there to watch?
Tracy has to win based on the fact that at some point during the series (around week 7) she will rip off her wig and fake breasts to reveal an aging, balding man who is training for the annual gurning championships...bless. She/He simply has to win! Oh and add to that the fact she looks like Germany 2003's Lou's younger, more attractive sister!
On to euronews....
I had a message from the fab Schlagerboys recently asking me to join them and unite in euroharmony and to petition Malta not to abandon ship off the eurocruse on destination Belgrade....
We can't have Malta leave us at such a delecate time. What the fuck will the UK do for votes?????
Apart from that Malta can't leave us stranded on our tiny little island with no friends and no dingy! Especially after they have given the world the following:
and this...
not to forget their 2nd place from 2002...
but hmmm we can forget this...
oh and frankly we can dump this in the mediterrean sea to be honest....
But generally Malta have often added fab songs to the euro, and I do agree that if they withdrawn much like Israel will do for 2008 the euro will be short of two countries who can bring so much to eurovision. It is a credit to the contest that they are a part of it, and would be a shame to see them leave...MALTA RELAX, DON'T DO IT....
Its fair to assume that sometime in the next 5 years, Sakis of Greece will take part in eurovision, much like Evridiki, Edsilia, Chiara etc. Sakis will surely take part and unlike the Michael Ball, Samantha Janus and Olivia Newton-John's of this world, would jump at the chance to do it all over again. Mind you, eurovision is much different nowadays, and even UK participants are given a shot of fame after the contest if they are prepared to work at it (e.g. Javine who is a star in London's West End).
Finally Nikki French has recently been performing in Brazil. Yes, Nikki French (29 yrs old in Stockholm) took to Brasil like a duck to water, and im reliably told she is an absolute star in Brazil. She was invited over by Energia FM or something to do a mini-tour...how fab??? It must be nice to be a star in say Brazil as opposed to somewhere like Iceland, especially when they are going to invite you over; all expenses spared sorta thing. Oh and the chance to top up one's tan! Lovely! Nicki had 8000 people turn up for her last gig in Sao Paulo. 8000!!!!! Thats like the whole capacity of the Globen! WOW!
Below is small (poor qty) clip of her tour....
She seems to be lovin it!
Right its hot as hell outside, so time to top up my tan.
See you all soon!
