Lobbying For Votes!!! Pathetic!

Deary deary me!!!

Stevan Faddy, the Montenegro representative of 2007 has come out (hmmm not sure I have worded that correctly) and said that he is part scottish! I wonder whether come semi-final night the scots might vote in his favour? Not a f**king chance!

The song is pretty rubbish to be honest, and is a guaranteed toilet break. Yes thats song no 7 everyone, 3 minutes between Georgia and Switzerland.....

You are probably wondering why I am so strongly against all this lobbying shite! It's because in my humble opinion eurovision is suposed to be about having fun, choosing a worthy winning song...and performance nowadays! Every participant bar the UK usually visit more countries in a fortnight than British Airways, in order to lobby the poor viewing public into believing their song is good enough to win eurovision, or to gain an extra few votes. The truth is that it really is a load of old shit, and frankly money would be better spent through lavish wild sex-orgy parties in the eurovision week to the people that really matter; you and me....the fans! Well if Tina Karol and Velvet are invited, just straighteurovision OK!!!!

Its the fans who pay the money to come and watch the event, get stupendously drunk in eurocafes and euroclubs, stalk their favourite singer, following them through every nook and crany of the eurovision city, and try to make friends with the nearest accredited person with the hope he/she will hide you in their bag and smuggle you past the burly 5ft wide bouncers.

The latest euro-participant to go on a eurotrip is Hayko, who's song grows and grows on me. He is one to watch in my opinion; not to win mind, maybe top 8. Hayko is going to three destinations; netherlands, belgium and germany....

Don't forget to our Londoner readers to go and see the never aging Evridiki on 22nd April at the Club Palace, Green Lanes. It costs a tenner, or alternatively, go and see her for free at the Wood Green Shopping City on the 23rd....a much better choice, and a good reason to get out of bed on the sunday following that sunday morning hangover!

Right, off out for dinner now, and in the words of bruce the shark in finding nemo 'I'm havin' fish tonight!'