What A Fab Weekend!

Morning All.

Hope everyone is well. What a lovely saturday we had in the UK. Mr & Mrs Straighteurovision got burned to f**k, after one too many babysham's sat with friends in Lyndhurst and then Lymington....Nothing beats relaxation in the sun, other than a sunday fry-up! Lovely!

F**k all going on except countless stories on eurovision participants doing the rounds in europe. Frankly, I find it totally and utterly boring, and I am putting my foot down not to cover it any further. It is not as if no-one else is covering it anyway....

Right down to business. This morning, I received a little surprise; no not one of those sunday morning under the covers surprises, although thinking about it, that does make two :-) I was checking the myspace account to see if we had received any lovely messages from our readers, and what do we find. Only the greatest diva of all time has requested to be straighteurovision's friend; that's right DAME SHIRLEY BASSEY. Oooooooh How Fab! It's like we have sent a letter by the queen....Thats our sunday fixed; james bond repeats of goldfinger, diamonds are forever and moonraker, just to rewind and fastforward to the opening and closing sequences.



Not only that, someone else requested to be friends; a one Julie Lund?!?!?! We had to think about this one, then we remembered 'Merhaba, Merhaba, Merhaba he said!' from the Danish semi's this year. Bless her little heart! Merhaba, btw means hellow. Merhaba Julie!



(Of course straighteurovision doesn't get star-struck.....MUCH!!!)

What bit of news there is this morning concerns the one, the only Katrina and the Waves, performing in Malta on May 1st to mark Worker's day. What I can't understand, is if it is worker's day, surely nobody will actually be working?!?!?! Toto Cotugno, winner in 1990 will also be there, so its really a treat for Malta...Ok im lying but at least it beats being locked in a room with no doors for 24 hours, while some total bastard pumps 'verka seduchka's tanzing' through non-stop on a loop....aaaah the swines!